Status Back Baby

Zappa

I`m losing status at the high school
I used to think that it was my school
WAH WAR WAH WAH
I was the king of every school activity
But that`s no more...
Oh mama, what will come of me?
The other night we painted posters
We played some records by the Coasters
WAH WAH WAH WAH
A bunch of pom pom girls
Looked down their nose at me
They had painted tons of posters
I had painted three.
I hear the secret whispers
Everywhere I go
My school spirit is at an
All time low

I`m losing status at the high school
I used to think that it was my school
WAH WAH WAH WAH
Everyone in town knows I`m a
Handsome football star
I sing and dance and spray my hair
And drive a shiny car
I`m friendly and I`m charming
I belong to De Molay
I`m going to try like mad to
Get my status back today
My status back, Baby
Status back, Baby
Status back, Baby
Status back, Baby