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(Ron Mael/Russell Mael) I was born a little premature Mom just couldn`t take no more Had no time to learn to cry Goodbye, Mama, got to fly Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye Entered school when I was two PhD`d that afternoon Never entered any sports Didn`t look too good in shorts Got divorced when I was four CHORUS I`ve seen everything there is I`ve done everything there is I`ve met everyone but Liz Now I`ve even met ol` Liz No time for relationship Skip the foreplay, let `er rip You gotta beat the clock, beat the clock, Beat the clock, beat the clock I did lots of travelling Parts of me unraveling The Army then rejected me Said I had two flat feet Wore them out when I was three Too bad there ain`t ten of you Then I`d show you what I`d do I could cheat on five of you And be faithful to you too But there`s only one of you CHORUS |