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Albert is smart, he`s a genius Watch Albert putter, an obvious genius Someday he will reassess the world And he`ll still have time for lots of girls When he grows up he`ll remember us When he grows up we are sure that he`ll remember us We made sure that Albert wore his mac We kept all the strangers off his back (Go away) Everything`s relative (Go away Albert`s mother say to me) We are his relatives and he don`t need any non- relatives Talent is an asset You`ve got to understand that Talent is an asset And little Albert has it Talent is an asset And Albert surely has it One day he`ll sever his apron strings All of the while he`ll be scribbling things, genius things Look at Albert, isn`t he a sight Growing, growing at the speed of light (Go away) Everything`s relative (Go away Albert`s mother say to me) We are his relatives and he don`t need any non- relatives Talent is an asset And little Albert has it Talent is relative That`s hypothetical We are his relatives That`s parenthetical Spare your superlatives There`s the receptacle There`s the receptacle Leave Albert`s study room Leave Albert`s happy room Leave Albert`s neighbourhood Leave Albert`s city, too Leave Albert`s country seat Leave Albert`s coun-rer-y Leave Albert`s continent Leave Albert`s hemisphere Leave Albert`s planet, too Leave Albert`s universe No one must see him now Only the medical No one must downgrade him Don`t be to cynical Don`t be to critical Cancel the magazines They`re much to political Don`t buy him any jeans They`re much to casual Talent is relative We are his relatives That`s parenthetical |